Mahinda Samarasinghe made a breakthrough statement at the UN Human Rights Council on the 4th.

Minister of Disaster Management and Human Rights, Mahinda Samarasinghe responding to the earlier statements made by a few countries on the situation in Sri Lanka strongly refuted the assertion that the situation has worsened.

He said “We regret one or two statements made here, that fly in the face of all concrete evidence, that the situation in Sri Lanka is deteriorating, when we have dealt more firmly with terrorism, with far-less damage to civilians, than in any comparative situation.“

( Defence.lk - 4/3/2007)

Following the example, Sir Elton John stated that he is not gay, George W said that Iraq was under complete control of the US and Hugh Hefner said that the girls are there to help him keep the Mansion clean. I also made a breakthrough statement, in which I finally declared that I’m damn cute.

The Air Traffic Controller at the Bandaranaike International Airport during an official media conference said that they have tracked a number of flying objects which they’ve later identified as pigs. So, pigs have officially flown.