Archive for the ‘WTF’ Category
Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Apparently, John McCain’s favorite Joe the Plumber, doesn’t have a plumbing license. My first reaction is : There’s something called a plumbing license?? I invite senators, Obama and McCain to visit Sri Lanka where I will introduce them to Sunil the …
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Via Sanjana, I learn that all this time, my favorite seperatists organization has been the MILFs. I shit you not.
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Via Sanjana, I learn that all this time, my favorite seperatists organization has been the MILFs. I shit you not.
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Picture of the day, comes from The Colombo Post:Sri Lankan Government ministers, trying their hand at farming. Subsequently, one of them got bombed, but survived. Lots of antics, for the rural vote.
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Comes from the JHU. According to a Daily News report,The Jathika Hela Urumaya (JHU) has called for the appointment of an independent commission to probe the activities of INGOs involved in relief work in uncleared areas in the North.Such a commission …
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Move over Jesus, the world has a new messiah:Cute or Creepy? Till about 1.30 it is kinda cute, but then it gets creepy. Very very creepy. I can imagine a conversation between a typical American Mom and her child, in the summer of 2009 after Obama becom…
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Here’s something for you Sarah Palin/Asif Zadari haters. The two met recently in New York and here’s what happened:On entering a room filled with several Pakistani officials this afternoon, Palin was immediately greeted by Sherry Rehman, the country’s …
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Comes from the Sunday Observer: NCPA saves 13-year-old girl from further rapeOne must be grateful for the NCPA. Unfortunately, we already know at least one of the questions the Police are going to ask this girl,”why didnt you use your mobile phone?”.?…
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Marking the International day of Peace, the Sri Lankan Police decided to launch registration of residents from the north currently staying as ‘guests’ in Colombo. The new Colombo Visa is complete with details such as purpose of visit, expiry date, etc….
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It strikes me as rather odd when the most right-wing of the Sri Lankan media is retardedly leftwing when it comes to reporting about U.S. politics. But this choice picture for an anti-Palin piece on the Sunday Times takes the cake. Here’s a screenshot …
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See this is why I hate cats. From the Daily MirrorA cat in Ratnapura is wanted for swallowing jewellery worth thousands of rupees after it entered several houses uninvited and swallowed valuable rings and pendants lying around, police sources in Colomb…
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Finally, it dawned on me why they call Mihin Lanka a “budget airline”. From LBO:Sept 11, 2008 (LBO) - Sri Lanka’s troubled state-run budget carrier Mihin Air is to ask for another three billion rupees in peoples’ money in the next budget to revive oper…
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The story is from Saturday’s Daily Mirror,The Sri Lanka Teachers’ Union warned yesterday that it would go for a massive trade union action by bringing all teachers together.Charging the government had hoodwinked the union and the general public by st…
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Via Hilal’s blog, here’s a very entertaining video of making something out of a washed out cricket match. It’s 13 minutes, but well worth it. The Direct link to the video is here. Also see this crickinfo post, which kind of narrates what went on.Hilal …
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That’s according to Dialog, Sri Lanka’s largest mobile service provider. They offer a SMS dictionary service, so Poojitha of TimesEye decided to test it with the word ’sober’. Here’s what dialog sent him:More at TimesEye. They seem to have fixed it tho…
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Sri Lanka’s new IGP is an innovative chap. According to the Khaleej Times,Inspector General Jayantha Wickremeratne, who assumed duties last week, says camera phones could play a bigger role in crime busting.“If someone comes to rape you, use your mob…
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Being a Buddhist in Sri Lanka is similar to being a god-fearing advocate of the Roman Catholic Church.
I’m pissed because I was forced to hear a bana yesterday night. The fucking monk went on and on about the virtues of shame and fear (lajjawa saha baya) as if they were the foundations of society. Well, come […]
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I thought one WTF story would do for the day. But no, look at what Anar got herself into this time. According to the Daily Mirror,Popular actress Anarkali Akarsha has complained to the Kollupitiya Police that Western Provincial Councilor Duminda Silva?…
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BBC has the story. See this for more stuff on pregnant men.
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(courtesy a forwarded mail)
This is probably funnier than the last one. The guy wants a girl who doesn’t watch Sirasa TV, but he is also ready and willing to leave beloved motherland behind and fly off to another country. An awesome example of the cognitive dissonance seen in patriotic fucktards.
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According to the Daily Mirror all Sri Lankan males (and some females) are criminals. Here’s a report,Women and Child Bureau (WCB) is filing legal action against Sri Lankans appearing in pornographic videos and pictures on the internet violating the Ind…
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Apparently, it’s a campaign to support women in Burma. Here’s from the Panties for Peace website,The Panties for Peace campaign plays on the regime leaders’ superstitious fear that contact with a woman’s underpants will rob them of their power. Wom…
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According to an email that was sent to me, it’s not because of Subash Candra Bhose, Bhagath Singh or even Gandhi, it’s because of…Jawaharlal Nehru Ji.
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I always kind of thought Nalin de Silva and his Jathika Chinthana (national visionaries?) chaps were a bit nuts. Now that I’m reading their blog, I can confirm — they are retarded. I mean, in a good way. the blog is actually kinda funny.See this post…
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Comes from the Minister of Special projects,Minister Mahinda Wijesekara says even Ministers should have a bit of fun as they could be the target of a bomb. [link]I guess the Minister fellows are having a ‘blast’ these days.Update (5th june, 1.27 am) : …
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The advert above from PETA asks people to “Turn over a new leaf and try vegetarian”. Now, Imagine if how it would look if they promoted hunger….p.s. the advert is in Kannada - talk about peaching to the converted! sigh. NGOs.[Link via India Uncut….
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That’s from the Island’s kiddies page yesterday. No kidding. The Island, of “Pubic Money” fame published this poem on it’s children section, the Happy Island.See this for a full page picture of the page which includes the poem. Heh. The kids these days…
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No really, if you click “vision” on their website it comes up empty.
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Comes from the Daily Mirror :West responsible for cyclone in Burma.How fitting it was a direct quote by Champika Ranwaka. Do check out the comments section, this is confirming my increasing cynicism of democracy, I mean forget an informed electorate, d…
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A friend emails me these two adverts from the Sunday Observer :(click images to enlarge)and this one..the email also goes on to say,From the early ages of our lives our parents, teachers and relatives told us so many good things about education. But …
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The Daily Mirror has this report today,Making a stunning disclosure yesterday House Leader and Senior Minister Nimal Siripala de Silva told Parliament that six Nation Building Ministers were using 43 vehicles, incurring a staggering monthly fuel bill o…
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The Daily Mirror has this report today,Making a stunning disclosure yesterday House Leader and Senior Minister Nimal Siripala de Silva told Parliament that six Nation Building Ministers were using 43 vehicles, incurring a staggering monthly fuel bill o…
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..Has been grounded until further notice. Now, His Excellency is trying to fly on his own. Budget-airline no.
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or just really bad logo design. This is what some Brits came up with for their Office of Government Commerce:Ok, so they meant it at a different angle. But surely, someone had to notice that the logo is masturbating. The Telegraph has the story. This i…
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